17 Things A Woman Should Do Before She’s 30

Everyone says that age is just a number and as a matter of fact it is. Yet sometimes that can suck. With that being said, your 20s are a great time for you to adventure out and get ish done. Yes you have 10 years to do stuff but before you know it those 10 years are gone and you have little to no stories to tell you little siblings or children and man that’ll suck! So why wait, check some of these thing off your list before you actually hit adult age.

17. Stay Abroad

Your 20s are a great time to explore especially since this is probably the first time that you are actually on your own so why not use this time to travel. You don’t really have anything tying you down. No husband, no demanding career, you have saved up your money now spin the globe and wherever your finger lands is where your ticket will take you. You can also make yourself productive while you’re on vacation by applying for a work visa. You could even be a barista in Australia, I heard they make about $25 an hour. Being a part of another culture can be eye openin as well as life changing just to see how others get by on a day to day basis.


16. Forgive Your Parents

You might be thinking, “Forgive my parents for what? They’ve been great!” Well your parents may have been a little rude with their blatant disapproval of the major you want to study, changing your major, coming home with more tattoos than they like. The longer you wait to forgive and forget the tougher it will be to mend things down the line. I bet you will feel more like a grown-ass woman than ever before.

15. Read Things By Women, For Women

There are so many novels and such that are written by some incredible women about some fascinating characters that just happen to be women who would have thought! Taking the time to sit and read a book can help you escape for the crazy world that we are mixed up in. Choosing some classics like To the Lighthouse by Virginia Woolf can give you a sense of how the women in the past handled themselves and how history affects women back then versus now.


14. Learn A New Language

Everyone knows that English can be kind of boring and when telling someone some top secret stuff you never know who is listening so why not learn another language? Plus learning another language can help you bet a leg up on the competition when it comes to landing your dream job, making that abroad trip a little bit more manageable and less stressful. To add to that you probably will have a lot more free time now than in you 30 and 40s and probably won’t get that time back until your 50s or 60s. So go head and learn the language of love or whatever it is you desire to speak.


13. Get That Money

That’s right go ahead and ask for that raise. Make money just like the boys do. Lord knows that you’ve been working your butt off trying to keep up in your peep toe pumps. According to Forbes magazine, if you land at least a $5,000 raise in your 20s and you start to invest it in the right way you can be worth more than a million dollars over the course of your career. Yet if you start learning how to how to negotiate at this young age employers from hear on out will know you mean business. But do your research before you just jump right in.

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12. Learn About Your Vagina

Yes I said it, VAGINA that thing down there. I say this because every woman needs to be educated on what can go wrong on the low low. Sex education in this country is lacking significantly so don’t let yourself be a part of that statistic. You need to know what diseases and so on can go on with your lady bits before you start popping mini me’s out of it. So find a loyal OB/GYN and make them part of your inner circle.







Awkward Moments We’ve ALL Experienced

If there’s one thing we all have in common it is that we’ve all been through awkward moments. They are unavoidable and inevitable. Here are just some awkward moments that we have all for SURE experienced:

17. Calling out your friend’s name multiple times, only to find out it’s not them.



16. When your friend’s parent is yelling at them and you’re right there to experience it all.



15. When your dog takes a s*** and you have to continue the walk holding a bag of doo-doo.



14. When you say “bye” to someone and then up realizing ya’ll are heading the same direction.






Struggles Of An Asian-American College Student

It’s not easy being an Asian-American college student. Trust me, I know from experience. I guess I shouldn’t say it’s too bad being Asian-American on campus, but I have come across some struggles of being one that’s for sure:


17. Being asked by your friends: “How do you say *insert random word* in your culture?”




16. Your college friends coming to you for math problems.



15. Your college friends introducing you to other people as, “The Asian.”



14. Low-key judging the campus’s rice because it’s not as good as your mother’s.





What NOT To Do in College

Struggling to figure out a way in surviving college? Well, look no more! I have done some major people-watching (weird, I know) on my campus and here are just a few things I’ve noticed that people should just not do in college:


17. Sitting in the way back.


Seriously, what are you going to learn from sitting in the way back? You’re going to get distracted by so many things by sitting in the back–trust me. I mean, don’t you get tired of looking at Jerry’s butt crack all the time? Just sit up front. You won’t see any butt cracks sitting up front.


16. Eating by yourself.


Personally, I coul just never eat alone. I don’t know why, but it’s always better to eat with a group of friends. You are basically committing social suicide by eating alone. That’s all I have to say.


15. Being vulnerable to peer pressure when it comes to illegal activities.


Welcome to college. A place where you will 99.9989% get exposed to things you’ve never done before: one being that of involving illegal activies that could possibly be of the dangerous kind. Don’t think just because people you know do it that you should do it too. Be different and most importantly be strong.




What You Shouldn’t Say To A Sorority Girl

Being a sorority girl has its perks, but then it does have a few downsides. I’m talking about the ridiculous, untrue things people ask or say to us. Not sure what I mean? Check this out:


17. “You must only care about looks during formal recruitment.”


Appearance matters but it doesn’t play a major factor into deciding who we want.


16. “I heard you guys hate the other sororities. Like you don’t talk to them.”



15. “Oh, so you’re in a sorority. This means you sleep around then.”


I mean, we sleep around with food. Is that what you meant?


14. “Which one’s this?” *starts doing some weird hand symbol that doesn’t even exist*



No. Like what are you even doing there.




Womanly Struggles Men Will NEVER Understand

Let’s get one thing straight: it’s hard being a woman. Men will never be able to understand the struggles we have to face. Here are just a few of them:


10. Giving Birth. Giving LIFE.



9. Our Aunt Flo that visits every month.



8. Getting ready in the morning.



7. Eyebrows. Yes, eyebrows. They have to seriously be on point.



6. Shaving. Everything.






False Assumptions About Greek Life

It’s not a surprise that Greek Life gets a lot of bad representation in the media and out. To lighten some of the tensions here is a list of things that you might have heard about Greek Life that is ENTIRELY false. Take a look:


10. We “buy” our friends.

This one gets said a lot and I find it pretty hilarious because it’s not true. We form friendship, we do not buy it. The dues we pay go towards national fees, chapter operating costs, and our social functions.



9. We’re cliquey.

Yeah, we like to hang around with each other a lot. So? This does not mean we’re cliquey. If you just tried to get to know us you would understand.



8. All we do is party.

No. A lot of us value education. We are still regular college students. Just because a few of us go out a few times doesn’t mean that’s ALL we do. Many of us like to keep each other grounded and even form study groups together because that’s what college is mostly about.


7. We’re a cult.

This one is my favorite. Not because it is true, because it is ridiculous. Like, OHHHH YAH we drink blood! Haha! You got us!….No.



6. We’re all spoiled little rich kids.

Some of us are friggin’ broke. Just because we’re in Greek Life doesn’t mean we’re all preppy, little, rich kids driving around in our nice set of wheels…Although that would be nice.





Living in Wisconsin: Pros and Cons

As most of you may not know I live in Wisconsin. Yeah, yeah, I know pretty lame. Although it’s not one of the most exciting places to live, it can have some benefits to it. Just for funsies (yes, it is a word) I thought it’d be nice if I just stated out some pros and cons of living in WI. Enjoy!

10. CON: The weather is as bipolar as you.



9. PRO: Summerfest, “The world’s largest music festival.”



8. CON: Smells like cow. Everywhere.



7. PRO: Madison’s State Street (Great for shopping around!)



6. CON: Flat. Only a few mountains for exploring, the rest is flat. Like paper. I know, I know, boooooring.





20 GIFS That Will Make You Boy Crazy

Boys, boys, boys.

Sometimes we just wanna stare at something cute and imagine it’s also charming and rich, okay?


20. Like Channing Tatum in Magic Mike.


19. Or Jensen Ackles as the fearless Dean Winchester.



18. You could also take a shot at Jared Padalecki as his brother, Sammy.



17. Or ripped Deadpool leading man, Ryan Reynolds.

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16. And especially the hot dinosaur trainer, Owen, played by Chris Pratt.

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10 Things Basic B**ches Always Say

Coming from a basic b**ch herself, this list just may be pretty accurate for those of you who may have always wondered if you’re a basic b**ch too. Enjoy!


10. “This is the perfect Instagram.”

You could literally be anywhere and then think to yourself of how it would be the perfect Instagram–whether it’s of a plant, the sky, or you. You Instagram the crap out of that shiz.



9. “Oh my god, I have to Snapchat this.”

At a friggin’ cool party? You Snapchat it. Going out with the girls? You Snapchat it. Working out? You Snapchat it. Peeing? You Snapchat it…Just kidding. I think.



8. “Who’s that b**ch he’s with?”

Got an eye candy? Every girl he’s with you want to know who she is. You think or say this every freaking time he’s with a different girl.

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7. “I hate you.”

Ahhh, the typical replacement words for “I love you.”



6. “I just want to drop out and become a stripper.”

Seriously, haven’t we all said this at least once in our life when we just can’t deal with school anymore?





10 Stages of Being Drunk As Told By Bob’s Burgers

The show Bob’s Burgers, much like your drunken escapades, is a cacophony of hilarious mishaps between people who love each other, set for the purpose of having a great story to tell. The correlation is undeniable- so why not use it represent your next night out?

These are the 10 Stages of Being Drunk… As Told By Bob’s Burgers.


10. When You’re Planning Your Night of Debauchery



9. When You Take The First Drink



8. When You Feel That Slight Buzz




7. When You Burst Into Silly Drunk Mode



6. When Drunk You Becomes Everyone’s Best Friend






Underrated Things in College We Take for Granted

Let’s all admit this: there are a lot of things in college we find that are boring or useless, sooo we just take them for granted and don’t think they’re that important. Little do we know that the things we find “boring” or “useless” while in campus may actually be beneficial to us in a way. Hear me out.


10. Extra Credit: it’s your best friend.

That extra credit could possibly rise your B- to a B+–who knows?


9. Office Hours: utilize them.

Just go see your professor. Seriously, make time to go visit their office. If you have a question then obviously they would have the answer. Plus, it makes you stick out from the crowd–brownie points!


8. Raise your damn hand: your professor will like you.

Don’t raise your hand like ALL the time, just some of the time should do you some good.


7. Break time in-between classes: DO YOUR DAMN HW YOU DIDN’T DO LAST NIGHT.

Sorry if my caps lock frightened you. But anyways, yeah, just do your homework you decided to skip out on last night and stop socializing with friends.


6. Campus-held events: just go see what’s up!

You could be missing out on some serious fun. Maybe the event will be snapstory-worthy?