21 Memes Only PETTY Girls Will Understand

“Petty” isn’t a character trait, it’s a way of life. Sure, you could always choose to be the bigger person and let trivial matters go. You could choose to live and let live, or choose to stay in your lane and mind your own business … But where would be the fun in that?

Here are 21 memes that only the pettiest of girls (or guys) will understand:

 


 

21.) When your friends are trying to help you get over your pettiness, but you try and fail every time.

 

20.) At this point, you just have to accept that you were born this way.

 

19.) Or maybe you were raised that way. Either way, it’s a part of you who are.

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18.) You’re not too worried about your pettiness anyway, it turned out well for Blac Chyna.

 

 

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17.) When you check the weather and realize that every day is 100% chance of shade.

 

16.) When you have no time for baes who won’t respond to you in 5 seconds or less.

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The 18 Best Things About Having Guy Friends

The coveted, platonic relationship between a guy and a girl BFF is something most only see as legend.

Two people with potential sexual energy CANNOT POSSIBLY get along without wanting to jump each other. Am I right?

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The answer is no. Having a close guy friend has more benefits than any potential uncomfortableness that may be brought on by two close friends hanging out alone. Not to mention that most of the time, they’re more like a brother than any kind of potential hook-up, the prospect of which makes you actually want to vom.

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The Ed Sheeran to your Taylor Swift, the Harry Potter to your Hermione Granger, you’re there for them through thick and thin, with the added bonus of giving insight to the often-confusing female perspective and none of the jealousy. They’re a great balance to have in a world surrounded by sometimes catty, passive aggressive female friends; here’s why:

18. Once you’re in the inner circle, guys will open up around you with their ridiculous, raunchy, crude humor… and it’s hilarious.

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17. Their jackets are warm, more comfy, and essentially up for grabs at all times.

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16. Their perspective is invaluable because they know how boys think in all situations. (As is yours when they’re wondering whether their GF is being crazy).

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15. Boys have limited drama.

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14. They’re a perfect cover when you’re trying to duck the creepy guy at the bar.

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13. They’re protective over you like you are their actual sisters.

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The 17 Stages Of Getting Your Body “Summer Ready”

Every girl in the world has gone through the last minute panic when she realizes that summer is a month or two away, and she’s no closer to looking like a Victoria Secret model than she was last year. How are you ever going to wrack up the Instagram likes if your body is more “Fat Amy” than it is “Kendall Jenner”? Here are the 17 stages every girl goes through in an attempt to get her “summer body”:

 


17.) You accidentally open the Snapchat camera in Selfie-mode, catching a glimpse of your one-too-many double chins.

 

16.) With the summer season rapidly approaching, which means endless beach days and bikinis, you decide you should probably start working on your “summer body”. How hard could losing a few pounds possible be?

 

15.) You consider your options. Working out is something that people are, like, supposed to do, right? You should probably start jogging, or at least start taking the stairs? #BabySteps

 

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What Being A Feminist Really Means

Beyonce told us all the true definition of feminism. Unfortunately, some people refuse to listen to Queen Bey, and still have a warped sense of what feminism is. I’m here to clear that up for you.

We all need feminism. Men need it. Women need it. Poor people need it. Rich people need it. People of all races, religions, and upbringings need it.

Feminism says that is okay for boys to cry and be emotional, and that we shouldn’t call them weak when they do.
Feminism also says that if you call a boy feminine when he fails, you’re saying that femininity is a failure. It’s not.
Feminism says that if women want to cut their hair short, they doesn’t make them any less of a woman.
Feminism says that if you were born with female parts, but see yourself as male, that’s okay.
Feminism also says that you don’t have to be born female to be a woman.
Feminism says that if women of color want to grow their hair out naturally, that’s their choice. It’s not unprofessional, or “nappy,” its their hair.
Feminism says that if men want to spend money on their looks, that doesn’t emasculate them.
Feminism says that women deserve to make as much as men for doing the same job.
Feminism says men should embrace that idea, because it also brings more value to their work.
Feminism says that women who don’t have the means to buy pads and tampons should get them free of charge, the way men can access condoms.
Feminism says that even women who can afford the “luxury” of pads and tampons shouldn’t have to.

Feminism is equality.

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15 ’90s Girls We All Wanted to Be

The ’90s were the best of times; hair scrunchies, platform shoes, glitter for days. Ah, memories.

Truth be told, the ’90s were a high point for girl power. From TV to music to film, ’90s women were hot, fierce forces to be reckoned with. We looked up to them, in all their peace-sign throwing glory… especially the fifteen listed below.

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15. Britney Spears

IT’S BRITNEY, BITCH!

Let’s start with the obvious… ‘90s Britney was the hottest girl in town. She was dating the most famous boy band singer of the ‘90s (one Mr. Justin Timberlake), she rocked the adorable school-girl vibe, she had yet to get knocked up by K-Fed and shave her head. She was it. And we wanted it.

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14. Christina Aguilera

If you weren’t wanting to be the ’90s good girl, it’s because you wanted to be the ’90s bad girl. Pre-mom Christina was the badass Genie in A Bottle we all envied.

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13. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

The only thing we loved more than one awesome ’90s girl was TWO of them. In the late ’90s, the Olsens were just beginning to hit their prime, gracefully moving towards a career that would leave them financially set for life. Between the funky style and hot on-screen boyfriends, we all wanted to be their bestie (and we all had a favorite… looking at you, Mary-Kate).

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12. Alicia Silverstone

Alicia Silverstone played rich, hilarious Cher in ’90s Clueless. Clever and fashion-forward, she and bestie Dion would hop in that cute little white Jeep and drive off into the perfect life we all wanted.

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11. Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston grabbed all the cute guys- she was married to Brad Pitt, for God’s sake! She played adorable fashionista on the best sitcom of all-time, Friends, and she even coined the signature ‘Rachel Green’ haircut. What’s not to love?

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10 Classic Lies Drunk Girls Tell

I’m guilty, you’re guilty, we’re all guilty. Who cares if we fib a little bit, as long as we’re drunk and happy, right?

10. “I’m not that drunk.” She says as she trips over her own feet and spills her shot. 

 

9. “I’M SO DRUNK.” She says as she holds the same vodka cranberry she was holding 2 hours ago.

8. “I SnapChat-ted him by accident.” She says as he opens the 17th snap of the night without responding.

7. “I love being single.” She says as she swipes through Tinder between sips of her margarita.

6. “I haven’t had Taco Bell in forever.” She says as she pulls a Taco Bell receipt out of her purse while looking for her lipstick.

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10 Life Hacks Every Girl Should Know

Life is one big game of chance. As a person you develop certain things that will hold you back a little bit. Being a girl, well some people think that is a set back that we are born with. You are given different paths to choose from and once you choose one you pray that you picked the right one. Yet in the end you end up to where you are suppose to be. Yet having a leg up on the competition just by having a couple of clues on life in your pocket that can make your life a little bit more pretty never hurt anybody either.

10. Breaking The New Shoes In

Nobody enjoys the pain it takes to get your new shoes to the level of comfort that all of your other shoes are at so here is a little trick that I’ve learned. All you need is a hair dryer, your thickest pair of winter socks, and your new shoes. Put on your socks then your shoes and put your hair dryer on them. You’ll be blow hot air onto the tight spots of those new shoes you splurged on.

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9. Makin’ Bank

The classic way to store money is a safe or you safety deposit box if you’re banking like that. Yet if you just want to put away a couple of dollars just use your Chapstick to hide some of your cash for those late night McDonald’s run. I know you’re thinking “Why Chapstick?” Well It’s small and easy to carry around, plus no one will think to look in your tube of Chapstick for money…..until now.

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8. All The Colors

As we get older we start accumulating things that actually have a purpose in our life. For example, keys. Yes I said keys. As we hit adulthood we get an apartment which comes with a key, a mailbox comes with a key, your spare car key, your parent’s house key, and whatever else you have a key to. After a while those keys start to look the same so all you have to do is paint them! By painting each key a certain color it will help you find that certain key a lot quicker.

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7. Those Jeans Are Icy 

A new trick that I’ve learned is kind of on the odd side. Say you have a pair of jeans that are your go to and you want to wear them tomorrow but they stink and you’re too lazy to wash them. Well then you stick them in a plastic bag and put them in your freezer overnight. I’m not sure why this works but I do know that it works. Just don’t put the jeans on straight out of the freezer it doesn’t have the same comforting feeling as the dryer.

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6. No More D.O.

By D.O. I mean deodorant. Have you noticed that every time you slip on your little black dress you have an unwanted accessory. The deodorant marks that never come off. Well here is a trick to get those marks off. All you have to do is take a pair of tights or nylons and rub the marks right out.

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The Life of A Starbucks Addict

The life of a Starbucks addict is full of flavor and low on funding. You wake up craving those sweet, deliciously overpriced caffeinated beverages like they’re the elixir of life. $300 a month is fine to spend on coffee, right?

RIGHT?!

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Here’s to you, Starbucks lovers, and all the things you know to be true in life.

 

15. When you notice money left on your Starbucks app and secretly thank past you for the best kind of present.

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14. Or the internal celebration you throw when the new holiday specials are released.

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13. …and obviously, you have to try all of them before ordering your favorite 100 times.

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12. You know to always lick the whipped cream off the top of your Frappachino before sticking the straw in.

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11. And you gorge on cranberry bliss bars in the nonjudgmental sanctuary that is your driver’s seat.

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10. There’s also that one breakfast item that you love and probably order way too often.

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9. And the silent thanks you send to the coffee fates when the barista forgets to scan your coupon, so you get to use it twice.

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8. Speaking of coupons, can we just mention the FREE BIRTHDAY DRINK?

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Red Flags of a One Night Stand

College is all a learning experience.  Throughout your four years you will meet new people, lose old friends and develop new relationships.  For many people, a new type of relationship, and one of the shortest you will find, will form and this is the one night stand.  Whether you met him at a bar or he’s the cute guy from last semester’s history class, your relationship will only last you until the next morning when you can walk, heels in hand back to your room at 6am.  However, not everyone is always on the same page with this casual hookup.  So to keep things from ending poorly, here is a list of red flags for your next one night stand:
10. You have to be quiet because his mom is home- Now he deserves the benefit of the doubt.  Maybe he is just trying to save some money on rent but you do not want to wake up in the morning to his mom cooking you breakfast and asking what your intentions with her son are.
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9. He has a picture with his girlfriend next to his bed- Although it is just a one night stand, you really do not want to be the other woman.  While you may not owe her anything, the risk of the girlfriend calling him is enough to cause way too much stress.  You do not need that on your conscience.
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8. He tells you he is a virgin-  More power to him, he has waited to have sex and that is something most people don’t have the self control to do.  However, you do not want to be the one to take his virginity during a one night long relationship.  You don’t want the risk of making it more than it is.
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7. He takes you to his car, not a house- Maybe he is down on his luck and that is completely understandable.  But you do not want to be caught hooking up in a car with a stranger and certainly you are both too drunk to drive the car anywhere secluded.  At the end of the day, not a good idea.
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6. He has to tuck his kids into bed first- Good for him, he is clearly a very good looking older man and can pick up a younger girl.  However, he is clearly at a VERY different stage in his life than you are.  Plus you have no idea if his ex is crazy and you do not want to risk that.
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The Life of a College Student Told By Meghan Trainor

Meghan Trainor sings my life. There are plenty of songs out there about love and parties, but only Meghan Trainor sings about the true college struggles of texting your ex at 3am and those boys who will just not make it official.  So here are all of the things you wish you could say to people in your life in the wise words of Meghan Trainor:
14. “We know that shit ain’t real, come on now, make it stop” to all those you later realized are not real friends.
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13. “So don’t you let their words try to change you Don’t let them make you, into something you ain’t…” to your friend who cares a little too much about what people think.
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12. “I’m sure he’s worth a lot of gold But you’re better than you know And he’s no good for you” to your friend who always seems to be dating an asshole.
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11. “I got a head full of melodies stuck in my brain” to your teacher when you are trying to explain why you don’t focus in class.
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10. “Kinda stressing like I’m gonna have a heart attack it’s Been an hour and you haven’t even hit me back” to the people who don’t answer your texts immediately.
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9. “Of course I like you Can’t you hear it in my voice?” to the oblivious boy that you have been flirting with for months and still doesn’t seem to get it.
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8. “You gotta know how to treat me like a lady Even when I’m acting crazy Tell me everything’s alright” to anyone looking to date me, sorry I’m crazy.
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Why Anna Kendrick Is Every Girl’s Spirit Animal

Anna Kendrick is the awkward funny best friend every girl wants to be.

20. And not just cause she’s totally flawless

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19. But also because she’s full of hilarity

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18. We love her awkward selfies

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17. And straight-faced comedy

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16. She says what the world’s really thinking

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15. No seriously, no topic is off limits.

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14. Speaking of, her Twitter makes us LAUGH

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13. BRB, laughing forever

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12. She classily avoided the whole ‘Celeb-Cell-Phone-Hacking Thing’

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11. And as a bonus, she’s in the best movie franchise EVER

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The 10 Worst Girls You Know

If you can make me laugh, you can be in my circle. If you’re any of these people below… you can’t. As my bestie’s ex bf once put it, “my treehouse is full” (and nobody has room for girls like this).

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10. The Drama Queen

This girl’s always startin’ something. If a friend says ‘nice shirt’, she probably assumes it was a back-handed comment about how her entire outfit sucks… and then tries to get you to talk sh*t about them for an hour.

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9. The Negative Nancy

Let’s be clear: this girl thinks EVERYTHING IS AWFUL. A boy smiles at her? UGH, HE WAS PROBABLY LAUGHING AT ME. Find $10 on the ground? UGH, I’M JUST GOING TO HAVE TO USE THIS ON RENT. Get invited to a party? UGH, THIS IS GOING TO BE SUCH A BAD NIGHT. You can’t win.

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8. The Girl Who Hates Girls

This girl doesn’t like you because you were also born with a double-X chromosome. Maybe she’s threatened? Maybe she’s jealous? Maybe you look better in a leather jacket than she does? There’s really no logical explanation.

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7. The Flirty “Friend”

This girl will flirt with your boyfriend right in front of your face and pretend she was just too drunk to know what was happening. Do. Not. Trust. Her.

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6. The “Helpless Because I’m A Girl” – Girl

Nothing annoys me more than a girl who refuses to do anything for herself. ‘Help, I can’t do this hard task by myself! I’m a girl!’… ugh. This is not the 1920’s, okay? BELIEVE ME, boys, she knows what she’s doing. In reality, she’s the mastermind of us all.

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