10 Ways To Show Him You’re Not Interested

Okay, he’s cute. But his friend is cuter. Or maybe you have a guy at home. Whatever the reason for doing so, sometimes it’s awkward to relay the disinterested vibe to a guy. You don’t want to be mean, but you certainly don’t want to end up in his bed tomorrow morning. What do you do to nip it in the bud?

10. Wear jewelry that your boyfriend gave you… or looks like a boyfriend would give you if you had one. Guys can spot a ring or a classic “boyfriend” necklace from a mile away. And if they don’t, they’ll probably compliment it as a conversation starter to which you can respond, “Thanks, my boyfriend got it for me.”

9. Don’t take free drinks. Guys buy you drinks so they can 1) assert their dominance and show off 2) get you drunk so your judgment is impaired and they have a higher chance of taking you home. Duh.

8. Don’t flirt back. Don’t touch them in any way because that can easily be misconstrued as flirtatious. Be nice…but not too nice.

7. Unmatch on Tinder. Why bother with his “???” messages when you haven’t responded in a few hours. Just unmatch and set him loose on another innocent Tinderella.

6. Don’t answer his texts. If you can help it, don’t even give him your number. Don’t start or continue a conversation with a guy that you have no interest in. If he’s a random guy you met at a bar, you’ll never see him again anyway. If it’s someone who you’ll see from time to time or someone you’d consider being friends with, be absolutely sure the conversation stays platonic.

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10 Drinking Lessons You Learn The Hard Way

You haven’t lived if you haven’t spent the night dry heaving over a toilet bowl as vomit hardens in your hair. College… and for some of us, high school… exists to make mistakes and then make them 1473345234 more times until we actually learn from them. Here’s 10 things every party girl can relate and shake their head in embarrassment to.

10. Drunken hook-ups are embarrassing. Remember that every boy is cuter after 8 shots of Fireball, and that thing you’re doing with your tongue isn’t working and the entire frat party can tell.

9. Blacking out can be scary. Whose bed am I lying in and what day is it?

 

8. Keep track of your shit. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve went to pay for a water bottle on Monday only to realize I lost my debit card at the bar on Saturday.

 

7. Watch your reputation. Don’t be known as the girl who vomits after 2 shots or takes her shirt off after 5. #Standards

 

6. Liquor before beer. If you want to keep down that pizza you ate for dinner and survive past 11pm…

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Back To School 101: How To Avoid A Guy At The Bar

We all know that one guy who buys you drinks that you don’t want to accept, who flirts with you while you’re checking out the guy next to you, and who wants to proceed to get your number even though you’re still checking out the guy next to you.  The one who wants to give you a kiss on New Year’s, but you tell him you need to go to the bathroom and disappear to go to the next bar.

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Usually when you go to the bar you’re a few shots in, you’re with your girls, and you don’t want to talk to anyone who isn’t a 20 (not a 10, because at this point your hotness radar is already off, so you have to double it).  Then the dreadful time comes when a not-so-attractive man comes to offer to buy you a drink.  Now, it’s hard to turn down liquor, I completely understand, but at no cost say “yes”.  No, No, No.  No means no ladies!

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Daddy has paid for the bottle of vodka hanging out in your freezer, he can definitely afford another. Heck you can even afford to buy the guy a drink. Who am I kidding, never do that. You, however, being the smart drunk you are will disregard everything I just said and say “yes”.

How To Avoid A Guy At The Bar

How To Avoid A Guy At The Bar

 

At this point you’re guilty.  You accepted the drink and now you’re obligated to hang out with the guy.  You can either say you have to go to the bathroom, text all the girls, and head out of the bar to the next, OR make the conversation so bad that he can’t stand it, OR just tell him it’s a girls night and you would love to chat, but you have to get back to them. But being the most intelligent rational drunk ever, you will ignore this and go dance with him.

How To Avoid A Guy At The Bar

How To Avoid A Guy At The Bar

 

So you’re dancing with the man of your temporary drunken dreams.  Dancing is fine, it’s no big deal. Wrong.  The moment you start dancing with the guy is the moment that he thinks he is going to for sure get your number.  We cannot let this happen. You’ll dance your heart away, think you’re the best ever, and by this point you’re thinking to yourself “this guy isn’t so bad after all.”  Wrong again.  Now, it’s okay to wander off, call SOS to the girls, or to just give him an awkward stare until he leaves. (I recommend the first two, but if the third one works… More power to you.)  But, who listens to me, you’ll probably end up dancing with him the whole night.

How To Avoid A Guy At The Bar

How To Avoid A Guy At The Bar

 

Now you have the phone number issue.  He’s going to ask for your number.  When he does this have a back story.  Maybe you have a boyfriend and you’ve just had too much to drink.  Maybe you lost your phone in a great battle with the margarita machine.  Whatever your story is, you may have to rehearse it a few times; make sure it is heartfelt.  At the end of the night, it does not matter if you accept the drink, hang out with the guy, and dance a little, but never give a 10 your number.  Make sure he’s a 20 ladies, and stay classy.

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