20) Picking an outfit is a hour long process of going through every item in your closet
19) Burning yourself with a hot iron hair tool… then having your neck look like its covered in hickeys from the burn. Oh the smell and smoke? Totally normal….
18) Spray tans? Oh you mean looking like you just bathed in orange crayons?
17) Working out, gaining muscles, and not being able to fit into your favorite pair of skinny jeans.. Oh yeah, that pair that costed $150 that you only got to wear once.
16) Always waiting around for him to text you back within 5 minutes (and getting mad when he doesn’t) because you have the attention span of a 6 year old
15) Never being able to find a bobby pin or a hair tie…..ever.
14) Having a great hair day then stepping outside on a humid day
13) Spending $20 on a pencil that you line your eyes with. Can we go back to when crayons came in a 64 pack and were $3?
12) Getting poked by the underwire in your bra
11) Spending 5 minutes trying to get into a pair of skinny jeans