20.) I just opened a tab- who wants shots?
19.) Okay ew, lemon drops
18.) insert sorority sisters name here – didn’t get into the bar what do we do?
17.) OMG LITTLE! YOU LOOK SO CUTE, lets funnel.
16.) I lost my ID and left my tab open at the bar
15.) I just love you, you totally get me *telling some girl in the bathroom line*
14.) This guy seems alright, lets talk to him and have him buy us drinks
13.) I hate him, give me my phone *while one of your sisters drunk calls her ex-boyfriend*
12.) Oh, no I’m deff going to throw up after this 7th Tequila shot, which is totally weird, I like just love Tekillya.
11.) Can you take a picture of us? Make sure the angle and lighting is up to par *Thanks random dude who I used to just buy me a drink*