11. Yessssss, I love the lacey ones.
10. BUT, the ones with lace ALWAYS end up ripping.
9. Oh well, let’s try it again.
8. Oh yes, I love the ones with clever little words and puns on the back.
7. I love this material! Only the best for my booty.
6. OOOOH. This pair is the same color as my bra! THEY’LL MATCH. SCORE.
5. Cheeksters. Idk what the difference is between them and bikinis but I like the name. I’ll take a pair.
4. OKAY. I have like 20 pairs in my hands. I can only get seven.
3. But I want them all….
2. OMG DECISIONS
1. I wish I was rich.