10 Classic Lies Drunk Girls Tell (2)

5. “I’m going to the gym tomorrow.” She says as she downloads “Fitness Pal,” “FitStar” and “7 Minute Workout” from the app store.

4. “No, I didn’t throw up, I just had to pee.” She says as she frantically searches for a breathmint in her purse.

3. “You’re literally my best friend.” She says as she requests you on Facebook because you met in the bathroom 10 minutes ago.

2. “I’m 21.” She says as she pulls 4 different IDs out of her wallet.

1. “I’ll text you.” She says as she’s leaving the bar with a cute guy because she wants you to shut up and let her live.

Kara Curtin

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